Are the Jonas Brothers Better Than Weezer?

Posted 08/12/08 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing

Yes.

‘Umbrella’ Watch 2008: Is the Jonas Brothers’ ‘Burnin’ Up’ the Song of the Summer?

Posted 06/26/08 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing

It has a mid-song rap!

The Jonas Brothers: Have They Peaked?

Posted 06/23/08 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing

Only 13 million people watched the Jonas Brothers movie over the weekend — are they over?

The Jonas Brothers on ‘Idol’: Surprisingly Disappointing

Posted 05/22/08 in Vulture: Tube Junkie

Also, who is that smirking guy standing behind them, playing guitar?

Meet the New Goody-Goodies

Posted 05/14/08 in Vulture: The List

Presenting the top ten churchgoing, non-drinking, promise-ring-wearing singer-actors — along with their great shames and potential for corruption. Yes, we remembered Miley Cyrus.

Jonas Brothers 3-D Movie to Reinvent the Concept of 3-D

Posted 05/07/08 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing

The film will actually be presented in MIND-BLOWING 7-D.

Know Your Jonas Brothers Overlords

Posted 04/01/08 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing

If the Jonas Brothers are, as we suspect, about to take over the entire world, it would behoove you to meet your tyrannous overlords before you're forced to kneel at their bejeweled feet.

Disney Unleashes the Jonas Brothers Upon a Terrified Populace

Posted 04/01/08 in Vulture: The Take

Why is Disney pushing the Jonas Brothers so hard? Abject terror.

Clean-cut Teen Sensations Sign On for Most Boring Reality Show Ever

Posted 03/20/08 in Vulture: The Industry

The Next Great Disney Teen Musical Will Be Written by ... Julie Brown?

Posted 09/05/07 in Vulture: Apropos of Nothing